
Chocolate is toxic to every single nonhuman animal without exception. It’s a wicked, poisonous delicacy that sentences its unsuspecting victims to a slow, torturous demise. Only we, the glorious Homo Sapiens, are ordained by God Himself with the unequivocal ability to savor the dulcet tones and rich flavor of a chocolate bar, right?
Not exactly.
What makes chocolate poisonous to some animals but not to others? And are Hyraxes one of the lucky few blessed with the ability to not-instantly-die upon savoring it? To answer that, we need to learn about sneaky little compounds: Theobromine, and Caffeine.
What is Theobromine? Can Animals Metabolize it?
How Do Animals Metabolize Caffeine?
In terms of theobromine and caffeine, hyraxes should be perfectly able to consume small amounts of chocolate, tea, or coffee without immediate negative effects. This is possibly due to their having evolved in the same regions where humanity began—our diets would have emerged similarly. In fact, our primitive ancestors likely lived off of almost the same foods that hyraxes live off of today.
Other Concerns for a Hyrax Diet.
So, when you hear the phrase, “Animals Can’t Eat Chocolate,” it really means “Our generally preferred carnivorous animal companions often lack sufficient enzymes to properly digest the theobromine or caffeine in chocolate, due to evolutionary pressures and their dietary needs,” but somehow, that version never caught on.
Hyraxes, like ourselves, can sometimes eat junk food. They can properly metabolize the key chemicals that carnivorous animals like cats and dogs cannot. However, given their small size, even those “little indulgences,” can be more significant to their bodies. They won’t die from a bite of chocolate, but it’s best to keep their diet more regularly around leafy greens with the occasional fig. That way they can keep awawaing on for years to come.
Works Cited
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- IARC Working Group on the Evaluation of Carcinogenic Risks to Humans. “Coffee, Tea, Mate, Methylxanthines and Methylglyoxal.” IARC Monographs on the Evaluation of Carcinogenic Risks to Humans, no. 51, International Agency for Research on Cancer, 1991, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK507032/. Accessed 27 Feb. 2025.
- “Theobromine Poisoning.” Wikipedia, 15 Feb. 2025, 22:14 UTC, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Theobromine_poisoning&oldid=1275927673. Accessed 27 Feb. 2025.
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- McWilliams, Deborah. “Rock Hyrax: Diet Recommendations and Nutritional Pathology.” Canada’s Accredited Zoos and Aquariums Nutrition Advisory and Research Group, https://www.caza-narg.ca/ref/diet_rock_hyrax.pdf. Accessed 27 Feb. 2025.
- “Rock Hyrax.” Idaho Falls Government, https://www.idahofallsidaho.gov/DocumentCenter/View/5067/Rock-Hyrax. Accessed 27 Feb. 2025.
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